Category Archives: Contradictions

Should people own slaves?

No, don’t enslave anyone.

God commanded the Israelites to remember how they had been treated as foreigners in Egypt, and therefore not mistreat or oppress foreigners themselves.

According to Isaiah, what God really wants people to do is “to loose the chains of injustice and untie the cords of the yoke, to set the oppressed free and break every yoke”.

Paul thinks it’s good for slaves to become free, though he doesn’t think it’s a big deal if they don’t get freed. He and Peter both think that it’s not good to become slaves of human beings. They say we should live as free people, but only because they think we should be slaves of God instead. Paul also thinks you should not let yourself be a slave to the Jewish Law, but that’s not really about people enslaving people. And that’s about it for anti-slavery sentiments in the Bible.

You can enslave foreigners, but not Israelites.

God’s law says not to make your fellow Israelites work as slaves. (Though he does say you can buy Israelites and make them work for you until it’s time to free them. So I’m not sure how that’s supposed to be “not treating them as slaves”.) If you want real slaves, God says you can buy people from other nations and make them your property permanently. Just don’t treat Israelites that way. You can’t just kidnap Israelites and make them slaves; you have to get your slaves the proper way.

After Judah split off from Israel, and then the Israelites took hundreds of thousands of captives from the kingdom of Judah, a prophet made it clear that God was angry at them for enslaving their fellow Israelites, even if those weren’t technically Israelites anymore.

Later, the people of Jerusalem had a bunch of Hebrew slaves for some reason, but the king of Judah told them to free them, so they did. But then they all changed their minds and took their Hebrew slaves back. God approved when they freed their Hebrew slaves, and disapproved when they took them back.1

Yes, you can enslave people.

God is a master of slaves, and he expects people to respect him for that. God bought a whole nation of people. And when people become Christians, they become slaves of God (or of Jesus), and should live as God’s slaves. All Jews and Christians have been bought by God. This slave-owning God is perfect, and everything he does is right, so we should follow his example.

When Sarah’s slave Hagar ran away because she mistreated her, an angel of God told Hagar to go back and submit to Sarah.

Sarah’s husband Abraham, who obeyed God and kept his commands and did everything God required, acquired slaves too.

God’s law prescribes slavery as a punishment for poor people who steal. God also commanded his people to conquer a bunch of cities outside the promised land: He wanted them to either enslave all the people of a city if those people wanted peace, or massacre them if they didn’t like God’s “peace” offer. (Cities inside the promised land didn’t get a “peace” option.)

God told the prophet Joel that he was going to sell some foreigners to the people of Judah, who would sell them to some other foreigners. God wants these people to be slaves.

Paul thinks the descendants of a slave should be slaves. Or something. He’s actually using the descendants of a slave as a metaphor for the descendants of her master, for some reason. But either way, he thinks people should be slaves.

Paul thinks slaves should sincerely respect and fear and obey their masters as if their masters were God, because God wants slaves to obey their masters. Paul thinks if Christian slaves didn’t respect their masters, that would be a reason for people to think poorly of Christianity. Slaves should instead be subject to their masters in everything, always try to please them, and never talk back. Because Paul thinks that will make Christianity look good.

Peter agrees. Even when he’s just gotten though saying that we should live as free people, Peter commands all Christian slaves to reverently submit to their masters, even if they’re not good masters, because this is what God wants. The Bible approves of slavery no matter how the slaves are treated.

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Should people rejoice at the misfortune of others?

No.

Job, the most blameless and upright person on earth, said that if he had ever rejoiced over his enemy’s misfortune or gloated over his enemy’s trouble (which he hadn’t), then he would deserve to have his crops replaced with briers and stinkweed.

David, a man after God’s own heart, wished that everyone who gloated over his distress would be put to shame and confusion.

Solomon, who was wiser than anyone else ever, said that whoever gloats over disaster will not go unpunished. Even if you want to see bad things happen to your enemies, he says you shouldn’t let your heart rejoice and gloat when they stumble and fall, because then God will disapprove of your attitude and will stop doing bad things to your enemies.

God had Ezekiel tell the Ammonites and the Edomites that because they rejoiced when Israel became desolate, God was going to bring other nations to wipe out the Ammonites and make Edom desolate. And God had Obadiah tell the Edomites that they should not gloat or rejoice over the misfortune and destruction of Judah.

Yes.

The Bible says rejoicing over the misfortune of others is what righteous people do. The righteous see the ruin of the wicked and rejoice, and the innocent mock their foes when they are destroyed. David said the righteous would laugh at Doeg when God killed him. And he said the righteous will be glad when they are rewarded by getting to dip their feet in the blood of the wicked.

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Were there plants when Adam was created?

Genesis 1 says God made the land produce vegetation, and so the land produced plants and trees, on the third day. Then God made mankind, and gave them all the plants and trees on earth as a source of food, on the sixth day.

But Genesis 2 says God formed the first man when “no shrub had yet appeared on the earth and no plant had yet sprung up“.

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Is anything deprived of the warmth of the sun?

David says the sun runs its course from one end of the heavens to the other, and nothing is deprived of its warmth. And Jesus says God causes the sun to rise on the evil and the good alike.

But Job, who speaks the truth about God, says God speaks to the sun and it does not shine. So everything must be deprived of the warmth of the sun when he does that. And when God speaks to Job later, he says the wicked are denied light.

David, contradicting his own previous claim, acknowledges that a stillborn child never sees the sun. And his son Solomon mentions the same thing.

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How many wives did Jacob have?

Jacob wanted to marry Laban’s daughter Rachel, but Laban tricked him into marrying Rachel’s sister Leah instead. Then Laban let him marry Rachel too.

Later, it says Rachel gave Jacob her servant Bilhah as a wife. And then Leah gave him her servant Zilpah as a wife. So Jacob had four wives.

But after that, it says Jacob was traveling with “his two wives” and “his two female servants”. Since when does he only have two wives?

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Does God want people to sacrifice their children?

No.

God’s law says you shouldn’t sacrifice your children to Molek, and if you do, you can be stoned to death. It also says not to sacrifice your sons and daughters in the fire at all. Not even as a way of worshiping God, because God hates it when people worship their gods that way. Whenever God’s people and kings do sacrifice their children, the Bible generally says that what they’re doing is detestable and evil and makes God angry.

God told Jeremiah repeatedly that it had never even occurred to him to command people to do such a detestable thing as to burn their children in the fire. God told Ezekiel that his people were defiling themselves with this bloodshed. Hosea says God threatened to destroy his people for sinning by offering human sacrifices. And Micah didn’t seem to think God wanted him to offer his firstborn, or anything else, for that matter. David too claims that God doesn’t desire sacrifices and offerings at all.

Yes.

But obviously David and Micah were wrong to think that God didn’t want sacrifices. God’s laws demand loads of those. And sometimes he even demands that people sacrifice their children to him.

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Has anyone besides Jesus gone to heaven?

Yes.

Job claimed to have a friend who was in heaven, who interceded between him and God.

The last time anyone on earth saw Elijah, he was being taken up to heaven in a whirlwind.

Isaiah said the king of Babylon had fallen from heaven. He also mentioned that the king had said he would ascend to the heavens, and evidently he had succeeded. How else would he have fallen from there?

Jesus claimed that starting during the life of John the Baptist, violent people had been raiding the kingdom of heaven. Jesus also said a criminal would go to paradise the day he died.

Paul claimed to know a man who “was caught up to the third heaven“, or paradise. And Paul also said that God had raised his followers up and seated them in the heavenly realms.

No.

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Should people believe the truth?

Yes.

Jesus thinks that if he tells people the truth, they should believe it.

Paul points out that if you think you’re something when you’re not, you’re deceiving yourself. And he presumably thinks that would be a bad thing, or else what would be the point of mentioning it?

Paul also says that people who don’t believe the truth will be condemned, and that people can be saved through belief in the truth.

And he advises Timothy to turn away from ideas that are falsely called knowledge.

No.

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Can idols eat?

No.

Moses warned the Israelites how God would punish them if they ever made any idols. He said God would kill most of them and send the rest to live in other nations where there would be more idols for them to worship. And he described those idols as “man-made gods of wood and stone, which cannot see or hear or eat or smell“.

Yes.

Moses also said that when God was done punishing his people for idolatry, God would gloat about the gods they used to worship, and would call them “the gods who ate the fat of their sacrifices and drank the wine of their drink offerings”.

And through Ezekiel’s prophecies, God said his people had given their children as food to their idols.

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